Whats up party people in the place to be? It’s your host, your author, that one random guy you may see on the internet every s often, me, Dan the Man!
I was gonna save this for a tweet but since this blog will be a tweet I’ll write it here:
I was laying in bed and thinking that I wanted to get a girlfriend. Then I noticed an odd smell circulating in my room, realized the house was a mess, and pondered if I was really as financially stable as I wanted to be before seeking a romantic partner that I could potentially live and pay rent with.
Basically it wasn’t all adding up, and there seems to be a lot more I need to do before I can seriously pursue a romantic interest. Some would, and could disagree but, I still don’t feel comfortable. And, I’ve been in relationships in the past, when I was a teenager, a bit in my 20’s, nothing ever came of it but I know my way around the opposite sex, it just feels like now, at 33, a relationship isn’t “fun” and “sex,” it’s a lot of responsibility. Sure you can have fun I’m sure it’s recommended but if you want to start a family you gotta actually care about this person, nurture them, and hopefully you grow together. Maybe it’s because I’m following a ton of girls on instagram and constantly putting tits in my face but I’m definitely rethinking or gaining a new perspective on dating and what it means to be a lover or partner.
Anyway, enough about that. My Uber Eats order was just dropped off at the wrong address and no one nearby has any idea where it could be so here I am ordering dinner a second time, after I got my refund of course but still I’m irked. This happens infrequently BUT WHEN IT DOES HAPPEN.
Literally derailed this whole blog…
Christmas is coming up, and I’m working Christmas Eve and Christmas Day. Depending on what’s going on I might try to take New Years Off but we’ll see what happens, nothing wrong with earning a little extra money if you ask me, but I do wish we got holidays off like everybody else.
I don’t know what to buy for Christmas this year or who to buy for but I did just purchase a present for my brother earlier tonight. I can only do that because we tell each other what we want and then it’s up to the other to go get that requested item so he’s not particularly hard to shop for, but my mom? Not only will I not see her this year I usually buy a series of inoffensive bath and body products and now in my later years I’m kinda picking up on that she doesn’t like them all that much. My brother is stumped too so I’m not alone but still, not like that makes it any easier. Hopefully I figure something out before the big day, and if not I’ll default to lotions I guess. I’d ask but I think she’d be upset if I did.
I’m still mad about my food!