Your Uncle

He’s “the opposite” of your father.

He’s the one in place of Steinar, and the night I wrote that first e-mail, the one with “why am I so angry” apparently having sex with him, the voices say, and he’s you child’s real father.

Bombshell.

They also say because you can “perform intercourse” not necessarily “have sex” that’s how you know you’re “not related”

and also, you made him eat feces.

Edit:

Voices say you’re over there somewhere going “How would you know!? You must be in on it”

and I swear to god I’ve never wanted to punch someone in the face more than I want to right now because if I’M “IN ON IT” and I’m taking this stupid fucking medication for nothing someone is going to get choked to death. I promise you.

Edit: doesn’t matter that I can “Talk about it” I can just decide to do it anyway. Please, try me.