Voices are telling me that night you “went on a date” with whomever that when you said you “spit on the plate” it means you sucked his dick until he ejaculated and spit his cum/semen on the dinner/paper plate. Whatever plate it was, as if he’d care after getting fellatio about what the fuck you spit out.
Edit: I got drunk today. How drunk? I’m so drunk I’m having a hangover before I fall asleep…