Jabronie

Voices say Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson turned all the way up to punch you in the face and it broke your nose…

Edit: you never want to go out with someone as slow as me voices say

Edit: voices say you can never be a celebrity because you are a cat turned all the way up

edit: voices. Heroes. Again.

Edit: “Phillip Grompus is putting me in my funeral home”

Edit: all this blowjob talk makes me sick to my fucking stomach

edit: Sex with Bjarte